suprise trip

ok.




one day of tj was just what i needed.

how do you spell awesome?

i stole this from steven's fridge.

ALSO... two posts in one day! wtf?!

sad.

today i'm starting to pack up my stuff. my homeless stress is being put off for one more month, as my parents ski house will not be rented until december.. and i'll stay there for a month.

the downside: it is soo far away! its a good thing i haven't sold my car yet.

it's kind of sad to be leaving this house. ill miss this room.




my favorite part of my room is the pink striped wall, which i don't have any pictures of. sorry.

dreadlock drama.

it turns out that if you ask the internet a question, everyone has answers! this is the best news ever!

so here is my dire situation:

this is what my hair used to look like. (pre-september). It is really long and really thick.


Then one hot autumn day i went swimming in the sea. This Sea to be exact:


Post-ocean swim my hair didn't receive the proper treatment.. and POOF! my head of hair is now nested on the top of my head in ONE GIANT NEST. like a big hair-hat.

If you happen to be one of the average seven to eighteen people who reads this.. and you know of a great way of combing out dreadlocks.. please help.

party recap

I went to a soup party tonight. (I know.. right)

TV!!

I had a church talk with my kind-of-divorced brother.

I made up a secret nickname for this guy I think is a Dumb Shit.
Its really funny when I use it because he has no idea!!

I said out loud "i should inspect your crotch more often"
in a non-sexual context to jeff.

I roasted cameron (who knows everything, duh) in an arguement that ended with "Oh! you are right.. You DO know more about ipods than me."
Winner.

Q: How long is TOO long??

A: Six months.



"is it just me, or is there a giant comb STUCK in your hair?"




ALSO.. i love talking about things that irritate me lately.

special instructions

so i was driving down the street today and there was a no right turn sign where i wanted to turn, then i said outloud before i could even think it..

"i will be disregarding that sign," as i rounded the corner.

which made me remember the sign i saw the other night and had to share with the rest of the internet:

i think this blog is going to make an awesome comeback in october!!

here is why:
i have nothing funny to say lately!

also.. lack of a camera=boring posts.
also... my start up disk is full so working on my computer kind of suck
ALSO.. I DON"T HAVE THE INTERNET! what is this... the nineties?? seriously.


i don't think i'm going to wash my hair with the end of the summer.

Sarah Sundahl = Awesome 2.0

My friend sarah is in my top 10 favorite people. We have a record of living across the street from each other and never hanging out.

So you can imagine my suprise when this package came in the mail for me yesterday:



yep. a United States Postal Service padded envelope full of clip on earrings. me and my non-peirced ears couldn't be happier. If you feel like taking a closer look at all 27 amazing clip-on devices:



this is my favorite pair:



thanks dude.

i'm back bitches.

first order of business: OCTOPUS CONTEST. woah.

number eleven!! you are the WINNER!! your custom prize package includes:

_a Daft Punk Poster that i stole off the streets of Germany. a really cool graffiti marker. your iPod back. (its fixed now) and the grand prize: a visit from me!


second order of business:

i'm going to be homeless at the end of october...

seriously.

i'm not kidding about voting on your favorite octopus.

CONTEST!!!

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#12



so a long time ago (on danny hurley's birthday) christopher and i were looking for something to kill time and decided to have an octopus drawing contest with each other.
then i decided to hold a nationwide contest.

SO! everybody vote on your favorite octopus and the winner (as promised) will recieve a REALLY COOL PRIZE!

if you want to hear about my trip

so i went on a trip.


this is a picture of everything i brought with me, not counting the clothes i was wearing.

(also, that is not my computer.)

that seemed like a really good idea until we decided to go for a walk. and it started to rain. it rained so much that i could have jumped into a lake for the same effect. here is a before shot:

this is the only picture that chris let me take with him in it.

i would post an after shot but it turned out really ugly.
this is the part of the trip where packing extra (dry) clothes would have come in handy.

then i went to berlin:




i went to a flea market in berlin and bought some dry clothes.
other berlin activites included making friends with LEGO GIRAFFE


and making enemies with REAL LIFE DUCK

its not like I was trying to make enemies, but it definately tried to attack me.

the rest of the pictures i took in germany were either of scooters or graffiti.

scooters




graffiti


(turns out hoon made it there before i did)

scooter with graffiti


you get the idea.


then i went to London.


chris's cousin hooked us up with a tour of parliment, which was really cool.
i wasn't allowed to take any pictures so you will just have to take my word for it.

while in london i fell in love.


i thought of sending this picture to my mom as an engagement picture, but that joke didn't go over to well the last time.

after london i went back to paris


our hostel lost our booking so we ended up being lost and homeless. we finally found a hostel right next to this place:

so i guess it turned out all right.

we were there for free art day.
one thing thing they don't tell you in the movie is that the davinci code happens at the mall.


we went to Versailles. i would have taken more pictures but i was really grumpy that day.


oh! also i saw this french guy in the metro that looked exactly like my old roommate justin allred! i tried to be sneaky and take a picture of him but it turned out a little blurry. i would have tried to take another but the flash on my camera blew my cover.

but still! they could be twins!

the end.
w00t.

yellowstone

i got stuck in a crazy hail storm today.

ALSO... i heard it was 98 degrees in utah today. roast.

germs

i didn't want to use any sketchy bathrooms (and i couldn't ask anyone where one was since i don't speak german)

so i decided to hold it.

which was NOT fun when my train was running late.

question

if you were in berlin for four days what would you do? just wondering.

cash rules everything around me

i'm selling my car. so spread the word.

scooter summer

if you haven't my new summer boyfriend yet, let me introduce you:






(this is actually a better picture of christophers motorcycle, but it's the only picture i had)

crushed!

i found out today that my customer crush is married. this is pretty much the worst news ever.


however....
he told me he was buying a gift for his mother... he told the other guy working it was for his wife.
does this mean i still have a chance?

giant sword. no big deal.

420

we got a new roommate so we can now get the internet. in better words: i am ready to make the internet my bitch again.

ALSO.. my scooter is finally at my house. so if you feel like being my bitch i will give you a ride.

ALSO ALSO... i've been joking about wanting to get high alot lately. about 30 percent of that is not joking.

shit!

i was going to make a really cool blog post today but i spent my entire lunch break looking at waynedalglish.com with tj.

to do

if you have a red pen you can add to this list too.

i'm not kidding about the really cool prize!

i'm watching this movie right now where nobody gets into college so that computer guy invents his own. why wasn't this a bigger hit?

ALSO.. i'm still waiting on octopus drawing contest entries. the winner now gets a cool prize PACKAGE. not one prize... many.

contest

i would like to announce that i am holding an octopus drawing contest. please submit via mail. or email.

the winner will receive a prize.

phone

having a camera on your phone is really convenient when jim weed makes new years resolutions.



ALSO.. it is nice to have when you find a shit awesome sewing machine at the DI and feel like bragging on the spot.

the scientific method

i just did a science experiment to find out if you could hardboil eggs in the microwave.

i learned the hard way that you can NOT.

i did this experiment at work. so i don't have to stress too much about cleaning up the microwave.



ALSO... does anyone want to get away this weekend? i have two days off in a row. and i am so down for driving to disneyland.

technology

all of the Indies are jealous of my new iphone.

best new years ever

but seriously. will someone internet whiz make a place where everyone can upload all of their pictures so we can look at them all in one place??

ALSO... when i got home from the newyearseve party there were two people making out in my closet. my making out i mean i opened the door and they were standing apart looking like deer in headlights.

roast

so my friend rebecca told me today that cosmo rated MY WORK as the number one place to meet hot, successful men.

still single.

i want a sandwich.

this creepy guy at work just told me to "buck up"

i'm mostly just pissed that lee won't bring me food.
i'll be here till eleven if anyone else has an extra sandwich.

WTF!

um, i just found out nate slaughter works at the mac counter. how the hell did that happen??!

handwritten postcards

dear future crush,
i'm really looking forward to meeting you.
waiting patiently,
ktron
ps. anytime.. really.

dear holiday consumers,
fuck you too. you are no more entitled than the next guy. and i'm smarter than you are.
with distaste, retail employees worldwide.

dear people i know,
not as many of you are on my shit list as it would appear.
with love, ktron.

professionalism

recently at a work meeting the term "happy marshall" was used over and over and over.

i couldn't help but think this sounded like a dirty move, and i laughed a little bit to myself each time it was mentioned. when "we would DEFINITELY have to GIVE HIM a HAPPY MARSHALL" was said i laughed alot really loud.

update

people off my shit list:

- lee t.d. (on probation)
- jeff t. and damian d. (because they don't belong on anyone's shit list)

everyone else: still applies.

ALSO.. on a lighter note happy birthday lisa.

snubbed

pretty much everyone i know is on my shit list right now for not inviting me to a holiday that i invented.

and various other reasons.

oh frack

i hate halloween. because it grosses me out.

ALSO... dressing up as a character from your favorite science fiction television show is only a good idea until you run into the boy-you-weren't-pretty-enough-to-date and he says "oh, i get it, you have completely given up on your image."

roast.