contest

i would like to announce that i am holding an octopus drawing contest. please submit via mail. or email.

the winner will receive a prize.

phone

having a camera on your phone is really convenient when jim weed makes new years resolutions.



ALSO.. it is nice to have when you find a shit awesome sewing machine at the DI and feel like bragging on the spot.

the scientific method

i just did a science experiment to find out if you could hardboil eggs in the microwave.

i learned the hard way that you can NOT.

i did this experiment at work. so i don't have to stress too much about cleaning up the microwave.



ALSO... does anyone want to get away this weekend? i have two days off in a row. and i am so down for driving to disneyland.

technology

all of the Indies are jealous of my new iphone.

best new years ever

but seriously. will someone internet whiz make a place where everyone can upload all of their pictures so we can look at them all in one place??

ALSO... when i got home from the newyearseve party there were two people making out in my closet. my making out i mean i opened the door and they were standing apart looking like deer in headlights.

roast

so my friend rebecca told me today that cosmo rated MY WORK as the number one place to meet hot, successful men.

still single.

i want a sandwich.

this creepy guy at work just told me to "buck up"

i'm mostly just pissed that lee won't bring me food.
i'll be here till eleven if anyone else has an extra sandwich.

WTF!

um, i just found out nate slaughter works at the mac counter. how the hell did that happen??!

handwritten postcards

dear future crush,
i'm really looking forward to meeting you.
waiting patiently,
ktron
ps. anytime.. really.

dear holiday consumers,
fuck you too. you are no more entitled than the next guy. and i'm smarter than you are.
with distaste, retail employees worldwide.

dear people i know,
not as many of you are on my shit list as it would appear.
with love, ktron.

professionalism

recently at a work meeting the term "happy marshall" was used over and over and over.

i couldn't help but think this sounded like a dirty move, and i laughed a little bit to myself each time it was mentioned. when "we would DEFINITELY have to GIVE HIM a HAPPY MARSHALL" was said i laughed alot really loud.

update

people off my shit list:

- lee t.d. (on probation)
- jeff t. and damian d. (because they don't belong on anyone's shit list)

everyone else: still applies.

ALSO.. on a lighter note happy birthday lisa.

snubbed

pretty much everyone i know is on my shit list right now for not inviting me to a holiday that i invented.

and various other reasons.

oh frack

i hate halloween. because it grosses me out.

ALSO... dressing up as a character from your favorite science fiction television show is only a good idea until you run into the boy-you-weren't-pretty-enough-to-date and he says "oh, i get it, you have completely given up on your image."

roast.

AA

assholes anonymous.

i realize that i am MEAN. a lot meaner than i used to be, pretty much all the time.

so.. sorry. i'll try to work on that.

the new hanging out

sometimes you drive far to hang out with your friend in real life.. but end up hanging out in DL from two rooms away instead:



and then this happens:



best face ever.

parenting 101

the highlight of my day was when a little kid with rollerskate shoes zoomed up to me and said, "excuse me, can i have some chocolate?"

(what the hell?)

((i was NOT eating, holding or located in place where there might be chocolate nearby))

bmw.. 123

the other day i saw this really ugly lady with a mitsubishi diamante tattoo. hmm.

THIS song instantly came to mind.

roast dot com

beings sick is such a roast.

especially when you spend 18 hours sitting in bed and you don't have the internet.

ALSO.. watching starwars in bed on a rainy day is still one of my all time favorite things to do

RL vs. VL

if real life were in fight with virtual life real life would win, because it has heart. if the fight happened in the future then RL would get its ass kicked.



ALSO.. i wish i had some limeade RIGHT NOW.

Jeans-Star

homemade jeans bitches!