party recap

I went to a soup party tonight. (I know.. right)

TV!!

I had a church talk with my kind-of-divorced brother.

I made up a secret nickname for this guy I think is a Dumb Shit.
Its really funny when I use it because he has no idea!!

I said out loud "i should inspect your crotch more often"
in a non-sexual context to jeff.

I roasted cameron (who knows everything, duh) in an arguement that ended with "Oh! you are right.. You DO know more about ipods than me."
Winner.

Q: How long is TOO long??

A: Six months.



"is it just me, or is there a giant comb STUCK in your hair?"




ALSO.. i love talking about things that irritate me lately.

special instructions

so i was driving down the street today and there was a no right turn sign where i wanted to turn, then i said outloud before i could even think it..

"i will be disregarding that sign," as i rounded the corner.

which made me remember the sign i saw the other night and had to share with the rest of the internet:

i think this blog is going to make an awesome comeback in october!!

here is why:
i have nothing funny to say lately!

also.. lack of a camera=boring posts.
also... my start up disk is full so working on my computer kind of suck
ALSO.. I DON"T HAVE THE INTERNET! what is this... the nineties?? seriously.


i don't think i'm going to wash my hair with the end of the summer.

Sarah Sundahl = Awesome 2.0

My friend sarah is in my top 10 favorite people. We have a record of living across the street from each other and never hanging out.

So you can imagine my suprise when this package came in the mail for me yesterday:



yep. a United States Postal Service padded envelope full of clip on earrings. me and my non-peirced ears couldn't be happier. If you feel like taking a closer look at all 27 amazing clip-on devices:



this is my favorite pair:



thanks dude.

i'm back bitches.

first order of business: OCTOPUS CONTEST. woah.

number eleven!! you are the WINNER!! your custom prize package includes:

_a Daft Punk Poster that i stole off the streets of Germany. a really cool graffiti marker. your iPod back. (its fixed now) and the grand prize: a visit from me!


second order of business:

i'm going to be homeless at the end of october...

seriously.

i'm not kidding about voting on your favorite octopus.

CONTEST!!!

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so a long time ago (on danny hurley's birthday) christopher and i were looking for something to kill time and decided to have an octopus drawing contest with each other.
then i decided to hold a nationwide contest.

SO! everybody vote on your favorite octopus and the winner (as promised) will recieve a REALLY COOL PRIZE!

if you want to hear about my trip

so i went on a trip.


this is a picture of everything i brought with me, not counting the clothes i was wearing.

(also, that is not my computer.)

that seemed like a really good idea until we decided to go for a walk. and it started to rain. it rained so much that i could have jumped into a lake for the same effect. here is a before shot:

this is the only picture that chris let me take with him in it.

i would post an after shot but it turned out really ugly.
this is the part of the trip where packing extra (dry) clothes would have come in handy.

then i went to berlin:




i went to a flea market in berlin and bought some dry clothes.
other berlin activites included making friends with LEGO GIRAFFE


and making enemies with REAL LIFE DUCK

its not like I was trying to make enemies, but it definately tried to attack me.

the rest of the pictures i took in germany were either of scooters or graffiti.

scooters




graffiti


(turns out hoon made it there before i did)

scooter with graffiti


you get the idea.


then i went to London.


chris's cousin hooked us up with a tour of parliment, which was really cool.
i wasn't allowed to take any pictures so you will just have to take my word for it.

while in london i fell in love.


i thought of sending this picture to my mom as an engagement picture, but that joke didn't go over to well the last time.

after london i went back to paris


our hostel lost our booking so we ended up being lost and homeless. we finally found a hostel right next to this place:

so i guess it turned out all right.

we were there for free art day.
one thing thing they don't tell you in the movie is that the davinci code happens at the mall.


we went to Versailles. i would have taken more pictures but i was really grumpy that day.


oh! also i saw this french guy in the metro that looked exactly like my old roommate justin allred! i tried to be sneaky and take a picture of him but it turned out a little blurry. i would have tried to take another but the flash on my camera blew my cover.

but still! they could be twins!

the end.
w00t.

yellowstone

i got stuck in a crazy hail storm today.

ALSO... i heard it was 98 degrees in utah today. roast.

germs

i didn't want to use any sketchy bathrooms (and i couldn't ask anyone where one was since i don't speak german)

so i decided to hold it.

which was NOT fun when my train was running late.

question

if you were in berlin for four days what would you do? just wondering.

cash rules everything around me

i'm selling my car. so spread the word.

scooter summer

if you haven't my new summer boyfriend yet, let me introduce you:






(this is actually a better picture of christophers motorcycle, but it's the only picture i had)

crushed!

i found out today that my customer crush is married. this is pretty much the worst news ever.


however....
he told me he was buying a gift for his mother... he told the other guy working it was for his wife.
does this mean i still have a chance?

giant sword. no big deal.

420

we got a new roommate so we can now get the internet. in better words: i am ready to make the internet my bitch again.

ALSO.. my scooter is finally at my house. so if you feel like being my bitch i will give you a ride.

ALSO ALSO... i've been joking about wanting to get high alot lately. about 30 percent of that is not joking.

shit!

i was going to make a really cool blog post today but i spent my entire lunch break looking at waynedalglish.com with tj.

to do

if you have a red pen you can add to this list too.

i'm not kidding about the really cool prize!

i'm watching this movie right now where nobody gets into college so that computer guy invents his own. why wasn't this a bigger hit?

ALSO.. i'm still waiting on octopus drawing contest entries. the winner now gets a cool prize PACKAGE. not one prize... many.