mouse on mars

"who wants to go there anyway?? i mean, unless you are into alot of red shit"

-thats is mike on mars



















Mouse On Mars - I Go Ego Why Go We Go

i would want to go to mars if there are mice there making jams like this.

i wish

that i had this to put my lunch in EVERYDAY!

ALSo.... i don't have a phone!!! so everyone stop freaking out. i still have the internet and voicemail so it isn't the end of the world. hopefully i will have a new phone by saturday.

oh no!!

sorry!

dear jace,

i'm sorry that when i saw you today i said "you look like a piece of poo." its kind of your own damn fault for wearing an all brown outfit.

love, kristin

that is what is called "my internal monologue accidentally took a wrong turn in my brain and came out my mouth"

attention:

i washed my hair. so if that was holding you back from being my boyfriend you can go ahead and ask me out now.

about marsupials

my friend and i were determining which animals we resembled the most. she was a seahorse. thanks to google and "kristin animal" this discovery happened:



so i took a self portrait and realized it was true.

garden state 2

that movie is bullshit. every character is a terrible person.

also... it wasn't that awesome of a night, seeing as i was dressed for a night-in, wearing the ugliest (but most comfortable) clothes that i own and i ran into that boy that i wasn't pretty enough to date. roast.

WOOT!!

happy birthday brother.

i love you, even though mom said you were too busy for your family until next week.

ALSO.. congratulations to my best friend who is getting married.

chuckarama

advice

sometimes the wrong thing to say to a girl is "whoa, you look really tired."

sometimes that is the wrong thing for seven people to say in one day.

problem....solution.

today i was like:

SHIT! i need some pants and i only have one hour!



problem solved

missing!

i don't want to point any fingers or anything but my obi-wan kenobi action figure is missing.

ALSO.. i found my keys, so you can stop all the panic now.

OMG!

i just discovered style blogs today.

best day EVER!

ALSO.. there is this guy at my work that looks like a muppet. the owl muppet that tells everyone the news. this is really entertaining to my imagination.

about stuff

my computer (aka.. my boyfriend) is FIXED. it just has some serious amnesia.
now i just need to make friends with mr. internet again and i will be back in business.

ALSO... i was talking to my friend the other day and she said," i hope you die before me. your estate sale will be kick ass." hmmm.

reminder

please wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle... OR ELSE!!!!














(i found this on the internet today and laughed out loud)

snow cones

this guy that i work with claims that his uncle invented tigers blood.
i think he is full of shit!!!

bored 2.0

i wish that

a)my computer worked
b)i had 800 dollars
c)i didn't leave my ipod at chis's house

if you can help with any of these things.. let me know.
especially B. i really want to buy a cinema display for my broken computer.

zing!

i still think the best part of teenage summer will be when we throw a phone at scott whittaker.

johnny law

i almost got arrested last night. i thought about this:

1. i can't go to jail!
2. there are way too many germs in jail!
3. why are my friends making jokes! i am about to go to jail!
4. i can't go to jail!

ALSO... i'm fixing my computer this week because i took alot of shit-awesome pictures this weekend.

ALSO ALSO... there is this motormouth guy in my circle of friends who i hate. he relishes in this, which makes me hate him more.

technically

i haven't washed my hair all summer.

this may or maynot be why i don't have a boyfriend.