handwritten postcards

dear future crush,
i'm really looking forward to meeting you.
waiting patiently,
ps. anytime.. really.

dear holiday consumers,
fuck you too. you are no more entitled than the next guy. and i'm smarter than you are.
with distaste, retail employees worldwide.

dear people i know,
not as many of you are on my shit list as it would appear.
with love, ktron.

1 comment:

sugarcube said...

One would think that the best way to meet your future crush is not to write the words "fuck you too" right after you talk about meeting him in the future, even if you are discussing other folks.