tech support

the best part about not having a phone is using my rotary phone in the hallway. I haven't moved from this seat in the hallway for two hours. I have taken a record of 3 phone calls.

the last phone call has lasted for an hour (so far) and in which i have been trying to explain to my mother how to import music from a CD into iTunes.

just imagine

close your eyes and imagine the coolest coin purse you have ever seen. it is neon yellow and says its contents in large brick letters on the front and back: DOPE.

now imagine that filled with not dope, but pirate treasure. Seventy five dollars worth of James Monroe 1$ gold coins.

now put that in my purse in real life and you will have the highlight of my year.

(i would take a picture of it but my camera doesn't work). Paying for things has NEVER been so much fun.

post it

i'm compiling my favorite songs of 2008. all my favorites from this year. not all. just the top 25.

i will mail a copy to every person that wants one. Every single person.

empty promises, broken hearts

I'm never promising to bring this blog back to life again.

my camera is mysteriously broken.
of course.

best and worst

the best thing ever is a trip that includes lots of nature and lots of your favorite people.





the worst thing is probably when something falls out of your pocket:

you can't tell with this size, but under micro inspection you can see my iPhone in the snow.
When we went back to get it it was under a massive mountain of plowed snow... total bullshit.





if you find yourself here and find my phone, that would be awesome. I'll just be here without a phone until then.

space

this blog starts back up right now.

Since I hate Halloween, I'm escaping.



mostly so I can visit one of my favorite people:


and go on lots of adventures!!


and maybe buy a new pair of these:

quiz

IF.... your knee was really painful and swollen from a bike accident from 5 days ago would you go to the doctor???

if you were homeless and hanging out with a bunch of your homeless friends and saw a girl eat shit on her bike right in front of you would you laugh or help???

if your choices for halloween were sexy tennis ball or no costume what would you pick?

if you were missing just the power cord for your record player where would you buy a replacement?


these are questions that I have been asking my self a lot lately.

sometimes...

i think i'll join facebook to get an internet boyfriend.

then i instantly change my mind.


who wants to go on a roadtrip this weekend??

shhhh

road trip part one:

teej and i took a little road trip to moab. i stole these pictures from him, because my computer has a full stomach.





ALSO.. i'm going on another road trip this week!! more details to come.

extended absence

i've been way to busy playing (or wishing I was playing) my favorite game: spoon




if you want to play you can beep me or call me on my jesus phone.

comeback!!

6th place bitches!!

My running contest is pretty much the only thing i have to blog about right now. Maybe in June I'll make a social comeback!!


ALSO... i'm so mad the Lakers won.

losing!

I'm in a running contest!! and in 7th place. roast.

bike summer!!

give up and wear sweatpants!

I have the worst allergies ever.

and i'll admit that my feelings were totally hurt that i got invited to go on a planned camping trip WAY to late to do anything about it. at least that person invited me. the rest of those bitches are on my shitlist.

something new!

i made a new mix today. you can get a sneak peak here!. and the first person to email me their address will get a copy in the post.

stuff like this happens to me all the time

sometimes... you have a talk with your roommate about the "game."

then (at an hour you should be socializing) you notice that you are having really ugly hair and go to the grocery store across the street in a sweat shirt. (and ugly hair)
while purchasing hair dye you notice that cheez-its are on sale. hell yeah. then you realize you are hungry and you want a frozen burrito too. but why buy one when a frozen pack of 10 is like a dollar more?

then while you are trying to talk to the self-checkout machine a "hot dude" you kind of know says hi..

and all you can think to say is "do you have a fresh values card?" (shit!)
he says "what are you getting?" (shit!... just as you are scanning the bean and cheese burritos; cheez-its in sight)
"toothpaste"
"oh"
and run away.



no game.

look how uncomfortable jeff looks:

junk yard!!

yay team consumer.

tj bought a new bike. i bought a new camera.

ready..


set..


go..



action!!

lies!!

when i said this blog is going to explode i was wrong!!!

sorry about that.

turns out I didn't actually get the internet working at my house until friday, but then i skipped town.

i was hoping this blog would explode when i got a digital camera, and that has been one let down after another.

(also.. i haven't been that interesting lately)


the good news is that:
1) i started a new web2.0 blog here if you want to know what i'm doing all the time!!
and 2) roadtrip to philadelphia tomorrow!!

!!

I got the internet today.. so this blog is probably going to explode.

birthday present!

if you don't know what to get me for my birthday the answer is:

america's hat

Sometimes I think I need to work on timely decision making. Moving away from my perfectionist tendencies and thought processes.

This however became an element of fun in my "extreme tour of san francisco." This is took normal driving to dangerous driving and a regular tour to extreme. (plus jokes) I've been here for work all week, and it has been awesome. Tonight I gave two comedic Canadians the tour. I think they peed their pants. Parts of the tour include "let the white hair guy order for you," "really fun hill" (not the one you might think of unless you were in my honda on the 2006 crush party trip),"i feel like buying records now", "this isn't were i meant to go." and "rain!!"

I need to incorporate "i feel like buying jeans now" into my tour.

I'm thinking of marketing my tour.

Millions!

gifts welcome!

don't forget to come to our housewarming party on saturday night!

bring all your friends, potential roommates and expensive gifts.

there will be no mass text message or group emails involved. (pet peeve)

resolve

apparently everyone made alot of resolutions to get skinny and start power ninety, because i'm getting alot of strangers coming from this blog all month long.

not my new years resolution, but i decided to add "get to the top of my game" to my 2008 list.

speaking of homeless wishes:

update!

i'm back bitches. one of my new years resolutions is to take over the internet.

So my life goal of being homeless actually happened! i can now cross that off my list. it fell somewhere between riding a motorcylce to patagonia and seeing daft punk live.




but now that i'm no longer homeless i have been spending alot of time nesting.

It may be from moving around all the metal furniture that i have up two flights of stairs, or maybe it was the par-kour that i was trying to do in the street the other night, but somewhere along those lines i really hurt my leg/knee! i've been living in limp-town ever since.

I got in trouble for being too obnoxious during the movie national treasure. Isn't that the point?

So Party at my new house next Saturday! its going to be awesm!!!

ALSO.. this is what i did in december: